And So The News Continues. . .

Image by Tobyotter Excerpt From Cusper Rides Again “Promise me one thing,” I said to Gadget. “What’s that?” she asked. “You won’t get us arrested,” I said. She smiled, “You know I can’t promise that.”

The Lesser Vessel; or To Urn Trust

Image By quinet. The Lesser Vessel; or To Urn Trust by Cusper Lynn “You know me! You know my character!” Matt Tomlinson pleaded. “Yes, I do. I assume you have a check for me,” I said, as I continued to tidy up what remained of my office. “Cusper, I want you to look at me and…

Part of The Problem, or, Love In The Time of Lawyers

 Part of The Problem, or, Love In The Time of Lawyers by Cusper Lynn Standing in the parking lot of the big box store off of Route 41, I realized that it was official. I was now part of the problem. Commando in grey gym shorts, wearing sandals and an ill-fitting, nearly thread-bare 20-year-old souvenir…

Two Chimps & A Gun (or, Mad Abby’s Video Fun Time)

  Image by Cusper Lynn composed from photo element by  JAM Project of Will Coles’ piece “Guns R Us mk II” Sydney, Australia  Two Chimps & A Gun (or, Mad Abby’s Video Fun Time) By Cusper Lynn “You promised him WHAT!?!” Matt Tomlinson bellowed. “You heard me,” I said calmly. “Fifty-fifty on all initial sales, and…

Into The Heart Of Evil

Image  by xJason.Rogersx Into The Heart Of Evil By Cusper Lynn All evil requires a volitional act.  Absurd?  Yes.   But for reasons of either divine design or randomly assembled moral precepts we must take a definitive action or step on our path towards evil.  Given the number of religions that allow for one to “fall”’ into evil…

Of Cannibals and Kings

  Image by Cusper Lynn – produced from image by  NeoGaboX Of Cannibals and Kings by Cusper Lynn The phone rang Sunday morning.  It was my mother.   The question, so often repeated that no preamble was needed for it to be asked was, “Cusper, why are you still living in Florida?” “What channel, what news item…

Shocking Simon

 Image by: otisarchives4 Shocking Simon By Cusper Lynn “It’s funny,” he said, sprawled out on my couch. “Hmm,” I considered the orange slice floating in my beer. I don’t drink beer and when I do it does not have fruit floating in it; it was that sort of day. “Cusper,”  he said, drawing his long and…

Where The Lines End

Image Source from: prusakolep as modified by Cusper Lynn Where the lines end by Cusper Lynn The bailiff, an affable man of imposing proportions, looked in my direction.   The judge expressed her disbelief and the attorney remained professional, though not entirely plausible in her protestations that these last minute filings were entirely unforeseen and, sadly, unavoidable. “Mr….

Psychotic Spouse Test

Image By: micahb37 (Excerpt From Facebook Ate My Marriage.  Republished with permission from Hell Bent Press and the Author) Chapter 18:  Progress on the Genetic Test and No More Letters I am pleased to report that we have developed the first testing kit for the psychotic or schizophrenic indicators in future spouses. You simply swab the inside…

TAXES AND DR. DEATH

Image derived from original images by: Enter The Story & Ephemeral Scraps Taxes and Dr. Death By Cusper Lynn I had spent a quiet morning working on reports at my office.   My assistant, who is only slightly better than a paid audience, was busy organizing my files and losing my receipts.  Those activities occupied the period between her…