BLOOD DRINKING, GOAT SACRIFICING SENATE CANDIDATE

GOAT BLOOD DRINKING SENATE CANDIDATE

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 No kids, it ain’t April 1st and it ain’t Halloween either.   It’s Florida (Pronounced  Flori ‘duh). Read more »

The Old Opossum (or does it signify?)

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The Old Opossum (or does it signify?)

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Cusper Lynn

Six years ago I found myself trapped between a dying opossum and a small dog obsessed, elderly, property association officer in the subdivision I then lived in.   It was not one of the happier times in my life.   The property association officer came by to “kindly” inform me as to the state of my lawn.   While cut to the association’s specification and properly poisoned according to the required treatments it still had “Unsightly spots.”   That the spots were the poisoned earth pushing back with fungal infection as a protest against the insistence of non-native grasses and the poisons necessary to manage them was not something I pointed out.   Nor did I point out that the saner approach for the entire community would be to adopt landscaping policies as set out by the states’ departments of water management and land management that directed communities to use native species that were drought resistant and did not require the poisoning of the soil.   I instead adopted that studied mid-western posture of patient silence, where you do not respond to anything being said but instead stare at them impassively.   Read more »

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Bar Bet

Lil’ Brutus scowled when he saw them sitting in a booth at the Corner Pocket.  He’d thought about going home after work.   But he knew his old lady would be waiting for him.   It was Friday and she would already be tight and mouthy when he got home.   Besides that, his father-in-law, Big Brutus would be sitting out on his porch drinking and telling everyone what had happened out at the job site.   Lil’ Brutus would end up in a fight with the old man and then his weekend would be fucked.   Which was why he’d decided to go for a drink at the Corner Pocket off of Santa Barbara, instead of going home to the south cape.

“Lil’ Brutus, Yo!”  Happy Halloway called from the corner booth. Read more »

The Only Thing Worse Than Not Having Health Insurance is . . .

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Bringing Home Bram

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Bringing Home Bram

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Cusper Lynn

                “We’ve got Dr. Terry and her team prepping in the O.R.,” the emergency room doctor said as they raced down the corridor.

“What are we looking at here?” the other doctor asked, running to keep up with the stretcher. Read more »

Happiness

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SEPERATED BY CHROMOSOME?

 

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The Oddest Thing

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The Oddest Thing

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Cusper Lynn

“What happened to you?” Helen asked when Hebert finally returned from the store.

Herbert made a gesture that suggested he would answer her in a moment.   He had, on his left arm, seven plastic grocery bags that were full and four more on his right.   In each hand he held a bottle, one of detergent, the other of diet cola.   With a steady but plodding gait he carried these to the kitchen and deposited them on the counter.   He was sweating and his face was bright red.   Breathing hard, he leaned against the counter and mopped his brow. Read more »

Remember Me, Francois

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Remember Me, Francois

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Cusper Lynn

It was not long before the war and I had only been married to Margaret a few months when we arrived in Paris.   Margaret set up house for us in a working class flat and made it presentable enough for us to entertain friends once or twice a week.   I spent my days writing and sending dispatches back to New York and Kansas City.   My practice was to go to the café around ten in the morning and have a late breakfast of coffee and a croissant.   I would write until two.   Then I would take a walk to a subscription library where I would see what there was on offer to read.   Read more »

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