Author Archives: Cusper Lynn

BLOOD DRINKING, GOAT SACRIFICING SENATE CANDIDATE

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-ap-florida-senate-sacrificing-goat-20151005-story.html  No kids, it ain’t April 1st and it ain’t Halloween either.   It’s Florida (Pronounced  Flori ‘duh).

The Old Opossum (or does it signify?)

Image by Kevin Marks The Old Opossum (or does it signify?) by Cusper Lynn Six years ago I found myself trapped between a dying opossum and a small dog obsessed, elderly, property association officer in the subdivision I then lived in.   It was not one of the happier times in my life.   The property association …

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SECRET TO #1 GOOGLE RANKING

Image by: Cliff Bar Bet Lil’ Brutus scowled when he saw them sitting in a booth at the Corner Pocket.  He’d thought about going home after work.   But he knew his old lady would be waiting for him.   It was Friday and she would already be tight and mouthy when he got home.   Besides that, his …

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The Only Thing Worse Than Not Having Health Insurance is . . .

Bringing Home Bram

Image By: new 1lluminati Bringing Home Bram By Cusper Lynn                 “We’ve got Dr. Terry and her team prepping in the O.R.,” the emergency room doctor said as they raced down the corridor. “What are we looking at here?” the other doctor asked, running to keep up with the stretcher.

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SEPERATED BY CHROMOSOME?

   

The Oddest Thing

Image by: The Conmunity – Pop Culture Geek(CC BY 2.0) The Oddest Thing By Cusper Lynn “What happened to you?” Helen asked when Hebert finally returned from the store. Herbert made a gesture that suggested he would answer her in a moment.   He had, on his left arm, seven plastic grocery bags that were full …

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Remember Me, Francois

Image by: Mario GIambattista (cc by 2.0) Remember Me, Francois by Cusper Lynn It was not long before the war and I had only been married to Margaret a few months when we arrived in Paris.   Margaret set up house for us in a working class flat and made it presentable enough for us to entertain …

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